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stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image

toucher:

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

Ahem.. Can Americans who don’t have their rights come?

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

so i was on omegle

wizlaqueefuh:

and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls

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then i saw them again 

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at a horror movie

bf:  are you scared?
me:  in this economy who wouldn't be

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain